rdr.nonpone

derpygrooves:
“ World of Gumball is so awesome
”

World of Gumball is so awesome

dduane:
mamamantis:
alxesi:
deergoddess:
Alkali metals reacting in water
omg cesium just completely loses his shit
cesium calm the fuck down we’ve talked about this
Good God, and here I thought sodium was the big problem. SHEESH.
Heavier akali metals are generally more reactive with water.
I think it is because of how far the lone outer electron gets from the nucleus.

This is fascinating.

erevengeance:

ethlenn:
When cats can’t accomplish something, they just pretend they were about to do a different thing.
my life

I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.

laughingstation:

You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
via laughingstation

bowiesnippleantennae:

memehunter:
Good Guy Everybody
“dies”

matthewgublr:

I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13

icodeforlove:

#socialengineering

keyblader-in-the-tardis:

ladysisyphus:
Adam Savage: making nerds look good since always
Because every blog needs more Mythbusters.

I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.

Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
 *as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
 *i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
 *i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
 His friends tipped me $20

cespur:

im just a simple bird living a simple life

Now everyone is joining Tumblr. NO, this was our special site first! Reblog if you were here before they changed to the new dash.

lesha-mlp:

hannahisapunk:
Teehee.

: (Bronies v. Furries?) »

doctorrobair:

askcyanshadow:
doctorrobair:
Im confused by this debate. What is so bad about furries? im kinda one, my babu is a big one, and a few of my friends are. i dont get how the two can’t get along
Mod: I honestly don’t care about the similarities and differences. Yes, I’m a furry as well, but in a way, if I…
Yea. i hear ya. it’s odd. the two seem unwilling to admit how much they have grown thanks to the other. i was a furry before i became a brony. then i stopped. now im both again. more brony than furry true. but still.

Why is it even a debate? I too was a furry before I became a brony. Now I’m both. What is the debate even about?