dovne:

what if i call it introspection instead of self loathing 

will that make my work less of a waste of time 

laurenlikesthings:

i just heard somebody call real life “the outernet”

excuse me while i never say ‘real life’ again

lokilies:

gloriousmadness:

WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION
WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION
WE WISH YOU EXTERMINATION
AND WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA

Though I think the guy on the FB wall wins the prize with the line “Deck the halls with bits of Doctor fa la la la la EXTERMINATE!”

arssenal:

this

friendship

is

so

cute

pkmntrainergold:

altogether-ooky-avaedgeworth:

theburningpile:

Beyond this being really cool, I just gotta say…

HOLY SHIT STAPLES DID SOMETHING THAT POSITIVELY AFFECTS THE UNIVERSE?!?

STAPLES OF ALL THE COMPANIES

you guys are dicks what’s wrong with staples

alanaldas:

my grasp on the english language ranges from college professor to drunk walrus

atelier-quadratic:

friends are like a trampoline

they bounce you back up when you’re down

i always wanted a trampoline

crateyre-thewolf:

Nope, this is not a noodle… by =Wthe

nickkphoenix:

I CANT RBEFUCKING BREAHTE

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG