I made a new comic about it’s about making stuff for the internet.
The Oatmeal knows my feels. This is pretty much my life, only funny, and with cool drawings.
A summary of my entire life on the internet in two panels.
I don’t know if she is being serious or sarcastic, but it definitely exposes the ignorance that people have these days
are you serious?
oh my god
yep
definitely exposes ignorance all right
shocking
My poster design has a sibling! Derogatory use of the term “retarded” is every bit as harmful as that of “gay”, and it deserves just as much to be replaced with more accurate, less harmful vocabulary. Plus, y’know, they look cute side by side.
They’re both now available here!
I approve.
New video: THAT WILL BE THE DAY
An audio/visual collaboration between composer Aldo Aréchar and Mr. Div
Check out the video HERE
oh my that is beautiful o-o
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.
OK SO i get asked about colors a lot and i’m really sorry i am so lame at giving detailed answers SO I’M GONNA ATTEMPT TO FORMULATE SOME„, BASIC TIPS I GUESS
LET ME JUST START OUT BY SAYING i’m not really a very skilled or fancy or formally educated artist (shocking i know) and i don’t take drawing very seriously, BUT I HOPE A FEW THINGS I HAVE SAY WILL HELP YOU(extra commentary in case anything is hard to read, here is the whole thing in one pic and not an obnoxious photoset)
1. HAVE FUN WHEN YOU ARE COLORING JEEZ don’t loose hair over trying really hard to study and adsorb shading and lighting ‘ruuuules’!! and while enough basic understanding is obviously important and necessary in creating believable and realistic pieces, being creative is also really important as well!! the bottom line of art is that there ARE no rules, and if you really do want to be happy with your work, i find a lot of satisfaction arises in knowing i made something only /I/ could make!! and besides, if i didn’t have fun making art, then i wouldn’t do it, frankly
2. PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT TONE YOUR COLORS PORTRAY this is especially true for people and expressions and setting
since color is such a big part of a piece, it also plays a big role in setting the tone of your work!! take a minute to evaluate the context of whatever you’re drawing and then try to see what colors would best parrallel that! and especially don’t be afraid to venture into palettes you don’t normally use!! but once you choose a palette that matches the tone of your work BE SURE TO STICK WITH IT so it is contiguous in both the background and foreground
(i used twilight princess and skyward sword as an example, i hope my analysis makes sense)
3. be sure to scribble with and test how colors look together BEFORE you take them to your lines!! and finally HAVE FUN WITH YOUR COLORING i know i already said this but it’s simply tragic when an artist becomes bored/uninterested/frustrated with colors ahhh!!! remember that every artist has different coloring styles so try you best to observe others’ techniques!! pay attention to what you like about them, but ALSO pay attention to what you dislike!!
practice a lot of styles, and ask around which programs/brush settings artists use if you find yourself interested in them!! i’m sorry i can’t help you with more technicalities, but learning for yourself is also half the fun!! plus i’m a lazy motherfucker and i’m bad a tutorials anyway
OKKKKAAY THANKS FOR READING OLLIE OUT
As many of you have probably noticed, I am single. I have been single for a long time. While I have had many little things go on with people in the past couple years of my life, I haven’t been in a legitimate relationship for a long time, if I have been in one at all. Either way, every one of those “relationships” has ended in complete and utter failure, but I’ve come to realize why.
Every relationship I’ve had up until recently i have jumped right into. I never gave myself time to decide whether the feelings I have for someone are true or not, which ends in disaster. Since my last “relationship” I have stopped jumping into things and have given myself time to think about my feelings for those I have interests in.
Unfortunately, this isn’t the only problem I face. Even after I realize the feelings I have for someone may hold the potential to create a long term relationship with that person , that other person must feel the same way about me.
While I realize that there are people who would want to date me, I don’t want to settle. I’m not trying to sound cocky by saying that either, it’s just that I know there are a few people out there who like me in a way I don’t like them. For a lot of us, there are people like that in our lives, we simply don’t realize it. The thing about relationships is that it’s easy to find one, but not to find one that matters.That’s something that applies to everybody.
Even if you there is someone in your life that you want that you will never get over and you believe you’d be settling if you went for anybody else, just wait a while. Someone will come along and show you that there are people who can win you over even more than that one person, you just need to hope that you’ll be able to find one who will hold the same feelings for you.
I know there are a lot of people in this situation who would jump right into a relationship at the first chance they got, but please think about it thoroughly before you do, because if you rush it someone could end up getting hurt in the end.
I’m apologize for shoving my poorly written words of advice onto your dash, it’s 9:42 AM, and I have yet to sleep. My mood has been up and down all night and i was just over thinking as usual.
Going to bed, have this junk one more time.
Mitt Romney showed the size of his largess when after losing the election he cut off funding to the credit cards for thousands of his staffers, leaving some stranded and without a revenue source.
Many campaign workers found themselves in restaurants, or cabs with an anxious vendor waiting to be paid and the staffer’s credit cards declined. Mitt Romney left them holding the bag, and he was no longer willing to foot the bill. Some workers found themselves stranded in strange cities across the nation, hundreds or thousands of miles from home, without a penny in their pocket and no plan of action to take next.
This entire scenario is a window into the type of man Mitt Romney is at his core. When there is nothing to lose, and the cameras are not rolling, he is a ruthless individual.
Some members of the Romney staff took it in stride. MSNBC.com reported one staffer who, when asked about the credit cards being cut off, shrugged and said: “Fiscally conservative.”
As is often the case, the perspective of the situation depends on how one looks at the situation.
This is why I got my panties in a knot over voting. This is why I wouldn’t “calm the fuck down”. And I don’t regret it.
Wow what—
What a humongous DICK I can’t believe people actually wanted him to be the president, what even… UGH.
Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe.
my grandmother voted for him
my mother supported him
my neighbors all voted for him
can i just quit yet?

deeeeeeeeeeeeemateaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
deeeeeeeeeeeeemateaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
deeeeeeeeeeeeemateaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
snarky commentary
omg
weve done it guys
woah calm down i think we’re good here
HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
…I had plans today but now.
THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.
oh god this was the worst thing
played with my mom and sister and none of us could find a goddammed airport.
this kills the man
lets do this.
THIS AGAIN.
wow, this was kinda hard. atm I’m in some poor spanish-talking village.








