A Wild Unicorn keeps trying to steal Tempus’ virginity
wont leave it alone
So like, if there are straight up ~horses~ in far off lands in equestria, who is to say there aren’t ~Unicorns~. I mean, sure, we have unicorn ~ponies~ and those are all well and good but straight up, fae-as-fuc unicorns probably exist too, and they probably also only appear in forests before those with their virginity in tact and
look okay I’m only here because I was wondering if she could maybe undo the damage she did to my home before when she followed me there. The place has over grown plants and shit all over and she ruined my tv
She wants your d.
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