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Axe says they’re “scouring the world for a few brave men” to send into space. 

The current leader has less than 3,000 votes. The runner up has less than 700 (and they’re taking the top two). That’s nothing for you, fandom.

Vote for me HERE. How awesome would it be if a woman (a fangirl, no less) actually won this thing? Sherlockians, Whovians, Potterheads, Trekkies: I want to be your impossible astronaut!

honeyyoushouldseemeinacrown

Okay, we need to vote her up just for this sexism alone please

abessinier

For the first functionally clad woman in an AXE ad!!

awkwardbirds

voting because i want her to get her rocketship

shrineart

Tumblr, c’mon we can do this! Keep throwing some weight into the votes because while I love Axe products I REALLY want to see how they handle a chick winning one of their ridiculously fucking macho contests.