“Go forth, my cutesy minions! Let’s throw a party the likes of which these ponies have never seen! MUA HA HA—”

Pinkie? They’re not going anywhere.

“Hmm, I was always led to believe alligators were natural party planners…”

What? By whom?

“Common sense?”

Pinkie, your sense is anything but common!

“Thanks, Twilight! I am unique aren’t I?”

Oh, yeah…