I got a blue pen stabbed six inches deep in my throat with a 7% chance of survival. Oh.

Congrats again, Freyr.

my earbuds are in my upper thigh 2 inches deep

i have a 38 chance of survival

wow UmU ]

(How can I even get sta88ed 11 inches deep in my shoulder with my fingernails? I have a 97% chance of survival though.)

I got stabbed an inch deep with a blanket in my finger and somehow only have a 10% chance of survival. I’m a wimp.

I got stabbed in the eye with my eye medication, 6 inches deep, and I have a22% chance of survival That’s good enough for me

I got stabbed with my bra 2 inches deep….. In my neck…. and I have an 86% chance of living… XD

I got stabbed with a chair, 9 inches deep, in my neck, and i have a 62% chance of surviving…..sweeeeeet

My shirt is 3 inches deep in my belly and i have a 42% chance of surviving. :\

Um. I got stabbed with a jolly rancher and it’s four inches deep into my boob. I have a %30 chance of survival.

JOLLY RANCHER Y U DO DIS TO MEH?!

I got stabbed with a pen, 6 inches deep into my cheek and I have a 62% chance of survival. Mkay.

Stabbed with a vaccum 9 inches deep in my leg, with a 65% chance of survival.

Stabbed with pants(whut?) 11 inches deep in the thigh. 29% chance of survival.

Stabbed with a plate (how the hell does that even work?) nine inches deep, cut on my right shoulder, 26% chance of survival.

Death by plate. Who would’ve thought?

Stabbed with a pen in my arm.  26 inches deep. 56% of survival.

Fuck.