Did you try restarting it
maybe try doing ctrl+alt+del
just keep pressing buttons it’ll start
Set it in rice.
are you sure you plugged it in
It just overheated let it cool down.
No, the battery’s low! Just plug it in!
Try shutting it down and leave it alone for a few minutes
Something’s probably clogging the vent.
time to get a PC i guess ^-^
you should have cleared your OS disk
Try using it on a table instead of your bed. And remove that sticker.
Just run a virus scan, it may be a virus slowing the computer down.
It is probably just your slow internet. Try upgrading your plan or change your internet provider.