
bored this morning. Also I have never been to Australia or Queensland.
I got a blue pen stabbed six inches deep in my throat with a 7% chance of survival. Oh.
Congrats again, Freyr.
my earbuds are in my upper thigh 2 inches deep
i have a 38 chance of survival
wow UmU ]
(How can I even get sta88ed 11 inches deep in my shoulder with my fingernails? I have a 97% chance of survival though.)
I got stabbed an inch deep with a blanket in my finger and somehow only have a 10% chance of survival. I’m a wimp.I got stabbed in the eye with my eye medication, 6 inches deep, and I have a22% chance of survival That’s good enough for meI got stabbed with my bra 2 inches deep….. In my neck…. and I have an 86% chance of living… XD
I got stabbed with a chair, 9 inches deep, in my neck, and i have a 62% chance of surviving…..sweeeeeet
My shirt is 3 inches deep in my belly and i have a 42% chance of surviving. :\
Um. I got stabbed with a jolly rancher and it’s four inches deep into my boob. I have a %30 chance of survival.
JOLLY RANCHER Y U DO DIS TO MEH?!
I got stabbed with a pen, 6 inches deep into my cheek and I have a 62% chance of survival. Mkay.
Stabbed with a vaccum 9 inches deep in my leg, with a 65% chance of survival.
Stabbed with pants(whut?) 11 inches deep in the thigh. 29% chance of survival.
Stabbed with a plate (how the hell does that even work?) nine inches deep, cut on my right shoulder, 26% chance of survival.
Death by plate. Who would’ve thought?
Stabbed with a pen in my arm. 26 inches deep. 56% of survival.
Fuck.
Shit, got stabbed in my face with a pillow. The cut is 6 inches deep and my survival chance is 43%. Seems realistic enough to me.